"This is why we can't have nice Kings." – Game of Thrones
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 13, 2015
Pretty baller move of Hillary to announce completely in Dothraki
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2015
A group of STDs is called a Coachella.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2015
"IS EVERYBODY HYDRATED? ANYONE NEED A SNACK?" – Me at an orgy
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 11, 2015
why haven't we sent paul blart to fight isis?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 10, 2015
Inkling sounds like a baby octopus
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 8, 2015