SESSIONS: Huckleberry. Blueberry. Strawberry. Cantaloupeberry-
CONGRESS: Stop naming berries and answer the question— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 13, 2017
If I had to describe modern life in one screenshot it would be this pic.twitter.com/gtmqx6Kf6E
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 11, 2017
ME: Clifford the Big Red Dog and how if he were real he'd be weaponized by the military
THERAPIST: Ok when I say what's on your mind I mean-— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 10, 2017
I'm going to Texas for the first time. I don't know what to do first: eat BBQ, shoot some guns, or just dive straight into the death penalty
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 11, 2017
Trump tower before and after Comey testimony pic.twitter.com/ccjwztA7SN
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 9, 2017
MCCAIN: My watch has a face? But I have a face. How can both? How can both?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 8, 2017