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Tag: Joke of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2017February 22, 2017

Elected officials who refuse to meet with their constituents should have to forfeit their positions. I've never been paid to ignore my boss.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2017

Posted on February 20, 2017February 21, 2017

DECODED SLANG:
LMFAO = Leave my family alone Oliver
TLDR = They like dinner ready
FTW = Forget the walnuts
BRB = Bring regular bibles

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 21, 2017

Posted on February 19, 2017February 21, 2017

People have already built memorials for the attack in Sweden pic.twitter.com/Ig58uyLvay

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 19, 2017

Posted on February 18, 2017February 21, 2017

FIRST DATE TIP: Ask them which cabinet nominee they opposed the most

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2017

Posted on February 17, 2017

Here's the tweet he deleted: pic.twitter.com/msTObeFiji

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 17, 2017

Posted on February 16, 2017February 17, 2017

"I'm the least racist, anti-Semitic person ever. EVER. Just ask David Duke. Who I do not know. David who? Microphone. Dogs." – Donald Trump

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 16, 2017

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