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Tag: Joke of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2019August 8, 2019

Condolences to the one Uber driver bringing all 150 of them there. https://t.co/GvJfHXIGNS

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 6, 2019

Posted on August 5, 2019August 8, 2019

?don’t go chasing feral hogs,
please stick to the 30-50 regular hogs that you’re used to…?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 6, 2019

Posted on August 4, 2019August 8, 2019

Thoughts and prayers are the LOL of helping.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 4, 2019

Posted on August 1, 2019August 8, 2019

I can relate to blenders because I also scream while I'm doing my job.

— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) August 2, 2019

I had the honor of tweeting for Tig Notaro on this day.

Posted on August 1, 2019August 8, 2019

Any pizza is personal if it killed your father

— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) August 1, 2019

I had the honor of tweeting for Tig Notaro on this day.

Posted on July 28, 2019August 8, 2019

Felony domestic abuse charges and this month’s child support? https://t.co/RVNiv4Mbsl

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 28, 2019

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