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Tag: Mass shootings

Posted on September 3, 2019November 8, 2019

who me? well, since you asked, my plan is to work 7 days a week so I can rent a room I will never own and owe banks thousands of dollars until I get shot to death at a mall or a club or a garlic festival UNLESS I get really lucky and the oceans rise so fast that I drown first

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2019

Posted on November 8, 2018January 1, 2019

1) Mass shooting occurs
2) President decries shooter as a “nutcase”
3) Conservatives say guns aren’t the problem
4) President continues slashing funding for mental health
5) Repeat until we’re all dead from mass shootings

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2018

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