who me? well, since you asked, my plan is to work 7 days a week so I can rent a room I will never own and owe banks thousands of dollars until I get shot to death at a mall or a club or a garlic festival UNLESS I get really lucky and the oceans rise so fast that I drown first
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2019
1) Mass shooting occurs
2) President decries shooter as a “nutcase”
3) Conservatives say guns aren’t the problem
4) President continues slashing funding for mental health
5) Repeat until we’re all dead from mass shootings— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2018