who me? well, since you asked, my plan is to work 7 days a week so I can rent a room I will never own and owe banks thousands of dollars until I get shot to death at a mall or a club or a garlic festival UNLESS I get really lucky and the oceans rise so fast that I drown first

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2019