ME: Time to shut the ole brain down and finally get some fucking sleep
BRAIN: pic.twitter.com/FmOEnVFfTD— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2018
Instead of expressing joy at a celebrity couple getting divorced, I shall take the high road and continue to make everything about me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 20, 2016