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Tag: Melania

Posted on March 15, 2018March 19, 2018

“If you only have one smile in you give it to the people you love.” – Maya Angelou pic.twitter.com/FkvvP5BTpK

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2018

Posted on November 27, 2017November 28, 2017

I firmly believe:
– Melania is a hologram
– Ivanka is made of glass
– Eric is a vampire
– Barron suffers from Benjamin Button disease and is actually Fred Trump
– Don Jr. is a bunch of anthropomorphic rocks stuffed in a body
– Tiffany is a Mossad agent that infiltrated the family

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 27, 2017

Posted on November 7, 2017November 8, 2017

Don Jr. gets indicted tomorrow. Pee tape gets released on Thursday. Ivanka shatters after falling to the ground. Melania is revealed as nothing more than a hologram. Eric burns up in the sunlight. This is my vision board.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017

Posted on February 25, 2017February 28, 2017

DOCTOR: Melania was hit by a bus. We did the best we could but I urge you to say your goodbye now
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TRUMP: My love, I had 308 votes in th

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2017

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