“If you only have one smile in you give it to the people you love.” – Maya Angelou pic.twitter.com/FkvvP5BTpK
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2018
I firmly believe:
– Melania is a hologram
– Ivanka is made of glass
– Eric is a vampire
– Barron suffers from Benjamin Button disease and is actually Fred Trump
– Don Jr. is a bunch of anthropomorphic rocks stuffed in a body
– Tiffany is a Mossad agent that infiltrated the family— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 27, 2017
Don Jr. gets indicted tomorrow. Pee tape gets released on Thursday. Ivanka shatters after falling to the ground. Melania is revealed as nothing more than a hologram. Eric burns up in the sunlight. This is my vision board.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017
DOCTOR: Melania was hit by a bus. We did the best we could but I urge you to say your goodbye now
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TRUMP: My love, I had 308 votes in th— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2017