Somewhere out there my soulmate is curled up in the fetal position too.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 9, 2016
Pretty sure I'll never find true love but I'll keep dating until I meet the perfect restaurant.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 5, 2016
I thought she was extraordinarily quiet but I dated a leather jacket for two years.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2016
1st Base: Eye contact
2nd Base: Planning a heist together
3rd Base: Marriage
Homeplate: Revealing you're a lizard and she does the same— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2015
Our eyes locked when we were both trying to avoid eye contact with everyone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 31, 2014