Skip to content

Sam Grittner.COM

Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.

  • Home
    • Resume
    • Contact
  • Schedule
  • Writing
    • Joke of the Day
      • Tweets I Sometimes Enjoy
    • Published Works
    • Lists
    • Essays
    • TONIGHT ON ‘GIRLS’
  • Pictures
    • Headshots
    • Funny Friends
    • Drawings
    • Photos For Sale
  • Podcasts
  • We’re All Gonna Die Tonight!
  • Video

Tag: Movies

Posted on December 16, 2017December 27, 2017

Lol at movie theaters that search your bag for snacks. Please give me more credit than that, I’m 35-years-old (I’m about to see STAR WARS and I have two different cheese plates duct-taped to my thighs).

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2017

Posted on March 24, 2016

Cate Blanchett with Cate Blanchett starring as Cate Blanchett in "Cate Blanchett" with performances by Cate Blanchett and Cate Blanchett.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016

Posted on June 24, 2015June 29, 2015

*in theater*
*movie begins, opening credits appear*
*turn to complete stranger*
"What font is that do you think?"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2015

Posted on May 15, 2014May 24, 2014

Movies are so fake, like anybody really answers a phone or has kids anymore

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 16, 2014

Archives

  • Home
  • Schedule
  • Writing
  • Pictures
  • Podcasts
  • We’re All Gonna Die Tonight!
  • Video
Proudly powered by WordPress