AOC: Is murder bad?
MARK ZUCKERBERG: Congresswoman, there are a multitude of factors that go into a decision like that and I, we- clearly in some instances… Look, hurricanes murder people, who are we to judge the wind?
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 25, 2019
I don’t trust anyone who actually saves room for dessert. If you’re disciplined and calculating enough to be able to withhold instant gratification from food because you’re thinking five steps ahead, you’re clearly also capable of murder.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/976927986233544706
GOOD COP: Tell me what happened to the body & we all go home
PHILOSOPHER COP: Why are we here?
SUSPECT: We're here 'cuz I killed my- oh shit— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 23, 2016
The moment I hesitated when they asked me if I'd be willing to kill a person in cold blood, I knew I didn't get the job at the DMV.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 19, 2013