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Tag: Paul Ryan

Posted on February 13, 2018February 14, 2018

If they’re actually going to go through with this HARVEST BOX bullshit, they need to run a pilot program where all Senators and Representatives eat it for three months first. I’d love to see how Paul Ryan enjoys frozen apricots, a wet bag labeled “meats”, and extra IKEA screws.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2018

Posted on February 3, 2018February 6, 2018

*Paul Ryan pulls a quarter out from behind my ear*
ME: “Is that supposed to be a magic trick?”
RYAN: “That’s the magic of your tax cut!”
ME: “That’s fucking it?”
RYAN: “Now, watch me make Medicaid disappear!”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 3, 2018

Posted on December 26, 2017December 27, 2017

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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 26, 2017

Posted on December 19, 2017December 27, 2017

Paul Ryan is living proof that if you’re consistently mediocre, always evil, and stay true to your principles of having no principles, your dreams of getting a second-garage at the expense of the sick and poorest of the country will happen.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 19, 2017

Posted on December 18, 2017December 27, 2017

PAUL RYAN: “This tax bill will help *kicks puppy* working class families *slits orphan’s throat* by giving them as much as $600 *pushes old lady down flight of stairs* to spend any way *tells all spoilers for THE LAST JEDI* they see fit.”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 19, 2017

Posted on July 6, 2017

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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 6, 2017

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