If they’re actually going to go through with this HARVEST BOX bullshit, they need to run a pilot program where all Senators and Representatives eat it for three months first. I’d love to see how Paul Ryan enjoys frozen apricots, a wet bag labeled “meats”, and extra IKEA screws.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2018
*Paul Ryan pulls a quarter out from behind my ear*
ME: “Is that supposed to be a magic trick?”
RYAN: “That’s the magic of your tax cut!”
ME: “That’s fucking it?”
RYAN: “Now, watch me make Medicaid disappear!”— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 3, 2018
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 26, 2017
Paul Ryan is living proof that if you’re consistently mediocre, always evil, and stay true to your principles of having no principles, your dreams of getting a second-garage at the expense of the sick and poorest of the country will happen.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 19, 2017
PAUL RYAN: “This tax bill will help *kicks puppy* working class families *slits orphan’s throat* by giving them as much as $600 *pushes old lady down flight of stairs* to spend any way *tells all spoilers for THE LAST JEDI* they see fit.”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 19, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 6, 2017