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Tag: Paul Ryan

Posted on June 27, 2017July 6, 2017

PAUL RYAN: Heck folks let's calm down
CONSTITUENT: Why do you want to kill my disabled son?
PAUL RYAN: I want a third garage

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2017

Posted on March 10, 2017March 11, 2017

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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2017

Posted on March 7, 2017March 11, 2017

When you can't stop thinking about how how big your new pool will be at the expense of dead children and old people. pic.twitter.com/FeX6lv3eUg

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2017

Posted on October 8, 2016October 9, 2016

PAUL RYAN: I was fine with him calling women pigs, dogs, bimbos, fat, eating machines but this… this is still not enough to change my mind

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 8, 2016

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