I was walking past a park and overheard a man talking to his wife/girlfriend/partner and he said “Why didn’t you call me yesterday? You don’t have work today? You aren’t as beautiful as you used to be, you know that?” No one responded so I looked. He was talking to a pigeon.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 23, 2018
PLAYING MULTIPLE GAMES OF YAHTZEE WITH PIGEONS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED pic.twitter.com/MJAFT1ffhq
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2017
Crows are goth pigeons.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 7, 2016