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Tag: Pigeons

Posted on August 23, 2018September 6, 2018

I was walking past a park and overheard a man talking to his wife/girlfriend/partner and he said “Why didn’t you call me yesterday? You don’t have work today? You aren’t as beautiful as you used to be, you know that?” No one responded so I looked. He was talking to a pigeon.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 23, 2018

Posted on December 1, 2017December 2, 2017

PLAYING MULTIPLE GAMES OF YAHTZEE WITH PIGEONS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED pic.twitter.com/MJAFT1ffhq

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2017

Posted on April 7, 2016April 11, 2016

Crows are goth pigeons.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 7, 2016

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