Here's my first piece for @Playboy, "How To Turn Your Lifetime Of Fuck-Ups Into A Resume To Kill For" https://t.co/LorTtW8O8H
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2016
Playboy.com was nice enough to ask me to explain what motivated me to write one of my favorite tweets and even though I hate 99.9% of what I write I was happy to oblige them because why not? Here’s the link if you’re so inclined to check it out.
EXECUTIONER: "Any last words?"
ME: *shows them cellphone screen* "Would you tweet that?"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 3, 2015
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Steve Buscemi always looks like you just told him he has to move back in with his parents
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 27, 2014