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Tag: Playboy

Posted on September 29, 2016

Here's my first piece for @Playboy, "How To Turn Your Lifetime Of Fuck-Ups Into A Resume To Kill For" https://t.co/LorTtW8O8H

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2016

Posted on September 12, 2016January 12, 2018

Playboy.com

“How To Turn Your Lifetime of Fuck-Ups Into A Resume To Kill For”

Posted on April 25, 2016February 9, 2017

Playboy.com was nice enough to ask me to explain what motivated me to write one of my favorite tweets and even though I hate 99.9% of what I write I was happy to oblige them because why not? Here’s the link if you’re so inclined to check it out.

Posted on June 3, 2015June 7, 2015

EXECUTIONER: "Any last words?"
ME: *shows them cellphone screen* "Would you tweet that?"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 3, 2015

Featured in Playboy’s Funniest Tweets of the Week

Posted on August 27, 2014September 1, 2014

Steve Buscemi always looks like you just told him he has to move back in with his parents

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 27, 2014

(Featured in Playboy’s Tweets of the Week)

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