plot twist: it was my first rodeo
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2015
plot twist: i have three tickets to paradise
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 9, 2014
Plot twist: the dogs let themselves out
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 8, 2014
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.