I believe Hillary will win but just in case I practice the Mockingjay whistle for at least two hours every day.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 17, 2016
I don't speak a lick of German yet somehow I know the answer is, "YES!!!!!!!" pic.twitter.com/P3OG1Yr130
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2016
I need an app that's just Michelle Obama reassuring me that everything is going to be okay.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2016
Why would we believe women who are being honest about Trump sexually assaulting them? It's not like there's a tape of him bragging about it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 12, 2016
TRUMP: Black lives *looks at hand* mothers
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2016
TRUMP: Have I fantasized about my daughter? Definitely. Am I perfect? Probably. Am I God? Absolutely
REPORTER: The question was about ISIS— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2016
