Who will be the first to fuck an eagle on live TV?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 16, 2016
Nothing quite rings in Black History Month like a bunch of janky old white dudes talking about restoring our nation to the way it used to be
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2016
I think Bernie Sanders would be an amazing President. I also think that he always walks around with packets of mustard, just in case.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2015