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Tag: Pool

Posted on August 23, 2014August 27, 2014

"Jesus. That's the biggest aquarium I've ever seen."
"That's my pool."
"Oh. Well, that explains why the fish look just like your family."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 23, 2014

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