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Tag: Putin

Posted on January 18, 2019March 11, 2019

TRUMP: Gimme a gorgeous tower in Moscow and I’ll do whatever you want

PUTIN: No

TRUMP: Playing hard to get? Ok. How about I give you everything you want and you DON’T give me a voluptuous va-va-voom tower?

PUTIN: Ok

TRUMP: That’s how it’s done people

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2019

Posted on July 16, 2018July 30, 2018

PICTURED: The President of the United States and Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/zTqZX2CKN6

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 16, 2018

Posted on July 7, 2017September 9, 2017

Today was the day Vladimir Putin officially became President of the United States.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2017

Posted on December 15, 2015December 17, 2015

when ur basically a dictator but u also know who's a good boy pic.twitter.com/oloc1izAZS

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 15, 2015

Posted on February 8, 2014February 9, 2017

"What is this?"
"That's a rainbow, Mr. Putin."
"Tear down the sky."
"Sir, you can't possib-
*gun clicks*
"Tear. It. Down."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2014

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