TRUMP: Gimme a gorgeous tower in Moscow and I’ll do whatever you want
PUTIN: No
TRUMP: Playing hard to get? Ok. How about I give you everything you want and you DON’T give me a voluptuous va-va-voom tower?
PUTIN: Ok
TRUMP: That’s how it’s done people
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2019
PICTURED: The President of the United States and Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/zTqZX2CKN6
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 16, 2018
Today was the day Vladimir Putin officially became President of the United States.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2017
when ur basically a dictator but u also know who's a good boy pic.twitter.com/oloc1izAZS
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 15, 2015
"What is this?"
"That's a rainbow, Mr. Putin."
"Tear down the sky."
"Sir, you can't possib-
*gun clicks*
"Tear. It. Down."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2014