TRUMP: Gimme a gorgeous tower in Moscow and I’ll do whatever you want

PUTIN: No

TRUMP: Playing hard to get? Ok. How about I give you everything you want and you DON’T give me a voluptuous va-va-voom tower?

PUTIN: Ok

TRUMP: That’s how it’s done people

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2019