FRIEND: God has a plan for you.
ME: What's the deductible?— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 2, 2016
Aside from church, where's your least favorite place to get dunked on?
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 10, 2016
*enters confessional booth*
"Forgive me, Father. For I'm about to murder this flow…"
*priest starts beatboxing*— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 26, 2016
Joseph Ratzinger is really starting to regret getting those 'POPE 4EVA' knuckle tattoos right about now.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 11, 2013
This joke was featured on Mashable.com’s ’20 Hilarious Tweet About the Pope’.