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Tag: Religion

Posted on August 2, 2016August 9, 2016

FRIEND: God has a plan for you.
ME: What's the deductible?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 2, 2016

Posted on May 10, 2016June 28, 2016

Aside from church, where's your least favorite place to get dunked on?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 10, 2016

Posted on April 25, 2016April 26, 2016

*enters confessional booth*
"Forgive me, Father. For I'm about to murder this flow…"
*priest starts beatboxing*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 26, 2016

Posted on February 12, 2013

Joseph Ratzinger is really starting to regret getting those 'POPE 4EVA' knuckle tattoos right about now.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 11, 2013

This joke was featured on Mashable.com’s ’20 Hilarious Tweet About the Pope’.

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