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Tag: Saxophone humors

Posted on April 22, 2016April 26, 2016

If you do jazz hands long enough they turn into jazz arms and then someone comes and cuts them off and those are saxophones.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 23, 2016

Posted on March 19, 2016March 20, 2016

"We finish each other's s-"
"-axophone solos."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2016

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