Sex is like riding a bike: someone stole my bike
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 18, 2015
*spends too much time playing harmonica during sex*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 26, 2014
Anybody want to '96 tonight? That's where you listen to 'Wonderwall' and pretend like you have an economic future.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2013