SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN,
does whatever a spider can,
spider thoughts and spider things,
spider queens and spider kings,
charlotte's web? that shit was tight,
walks in your mouth while you're asleep at night,
eats his kids, cleans his plate,
spider-man can spider-relate— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2018
When I criticize myself for criticizing myself. pic.twitter.com/eP33zQvQjK
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 21, 2017
I try to kiss you upside-down like Spiderman but my phone and keys and change keep falling out.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2015