(to the tune of JOLENE:) Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz. Why you got such a weird baby face you baby man monster? You, Ted Cruz
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 28, 2015
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
(to the tune of JOLENE:) Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz. Why you got such a weird baby face you baby man monster? You, Ted Cruz
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 28, 2015