Wind and Fire must be so jealous today.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 23, 2017
"What is water? The government wants you to think it's a liquid but really it's the tears of Jesus. I have fought the Batman." – Ben Carson
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2015
"That's where we keep the nation's jellybeans." – Ben Carson, pointing at the Statue of Liberty
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2015
I only carve rescue pumpkins
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 7, 2015
Chris Christie is the Shia LaBeouf of Rob Fords
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2014