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Tag: Trump

Posted on January 12, 2017

5 Things We Learned From Trump’s Press Conference

I am thrilled that I had my first serious piece published for the International Business Times today. It’s short, sweet, and gluten-free. It summarizes the first press conference the PEOTUS has given in six months. CLICK HERE TO READ IT.

Posted on January 11, 2017January 12, 2017

TRUMP: Obamacare is a total disaster!
REPORTER: What are you going to replace it with?
TRUMP: Every family is getting a stethoscope

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2017

Posted on January 3, 2017January 4, 2017

TRUMP: I think murdering, for the most part, is a bad idea
PRESS: "Donald Trump Has Matured Into The President We Need"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2017

Posted on December 28, 2016January 1, 2017

Blaming death on a year is utterly ludicrous. I blame Trump.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2016

Posted on December 18, 2016December 21, 2016

I Survived 2016 And All I Got Was This Stupid President

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2016

Posted on December 16, 2016December 21, 2016

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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2016

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