God, your aim is off. That's not Trump Tower pic.twitter.com/I6ha5XiJqn
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 25, 2016
I love haikus pic.twitter.com/MOYFz14vBJ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2016
Burying a pile of books tonight, just in case Trump gets elected.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016
Can we all agree to stop talking and mentioning Trump, just for the next 72 hours, and see if he naturally withers away and dies?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 9, 2015