SECURE JOBS FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS:
• Therapist
• Bartender
• Door-to-door hand grenade salesperson
• Inventor of new cusses
• Bounty Hunter— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 11, 2016
You do know the entire world is staring at us like we're standing completely naked on a diving board above a pool filled with swords, right?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2016
I don't speak a lick of German yet somehow I know the answer is, "YES!!!!!!!" pic.twitter.com/P3OG1Yr130
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2016
Why would we believe women who are being honest about Trump sexually assaulting them? It's not like there's a tape of him bragging about it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 12, 2016
TRUMP: Black lives *looks at hand* mothers
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2016
TRUMP: Have I fantasized about my daughter? Definitely. Am I perfect? Probably. Am I God? Absolutely
REPORTER: The question was about ISIS— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2016