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Tag: Trump

Posted on September 25, 2016September 26, 2016

Hillary has to debate Trump while fact-checking him. Can you imagine it? A woman having to work twice as hard as a man for the same position

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2016

Posted on September 9, 2016September 10, 2016

TRUMP: "I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, ok? I am the drawer. Spoons, forks, etc, I know all the best utensils. I know a whisk guy"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 9, 2016

Posted on September 1, 2016September 10, 2016

TRUMP: "Would I have sex with Barbie if she were real? Absolutely."
REPORTER: "The question was about the Supreme Court."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 2, 2016

Posted on August 31, 2016September 10, 2016

Tiny hands. No heart. Can't win.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 1, 2016

Posted on August 21, 2016August 22, 2016

Donald Trump's favorite sex position is reverse-racism.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 21, 2016

Posted on August 10, 2016August 14, 2016

REST OF THE WORLD: We hope America is having an intellectual discussion about the impact of their election
U.S.: pic.twitter.com/kmDYzF79tv

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 10, 2016

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