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Tag: Truth

Posted on March 13, 2017March 18, 2017

Kellyanne Conway doesn't know what's a lie anymore, "The microwave is watching you." "The toaster is jealous."
"The screams I hear are real"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2017

Posted on October 29, 2014November 3, 2014

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/527313402264584193

Posted on July 11, 2014July 14, 2014

Stop caring what other people think about you and start obsessing about it

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2014

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