Tonight my Uber driver asked me why I was crying. When I said I wasn't he said, "on the inside." I left the biggest tip I've ever given.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 29, 2016
There's a drunk woman on the corner right now screaming at every car, "Are you an Uber?!" I'm hiding behind this garbage can & shouting yes
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 10, 2016
How am I not an Uber driver I'm soooooo good at driving people away
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2016