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Tag: Uber

Posted on September 11, 2019November 8, 2019

My Uber driver just told the other passenger in the car to get off her phone or he would kick her out.

UBER DRIVER: “No one interrupts Lizzo”

Is $100 enough for a tip?

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2019

Posted on August 6, 2019August 8, 2019

Condolences to the one Uber driver bringing all 150 of them there. https://t.co/GvJfHXIGNS

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 6, 2019

Posted on July 7, 2018July 8, 2018

My Uber driver just ran three red lights and hasn’t said a single word to me. If he hits a fruit cart and keeps driving I’m gonna have to marry him.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2018

Posted on February 24, 2018February 26, 2018

Every time I share an Uber I turn to the person next to me and ask, “How much spaghetti in the attic is too much spaghetti in the attic?” Before they can answer I inform them it’s a trick question, I only make lasagna. Then I open my door and jump and roll

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 24, 2018

Posted on October 18, 2016

Posted on September 10, 2016

My Uber driver just informed me I could have a free wind chime from his trunk if I promised to "Like" his Facebook page.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 10, 2016

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