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Tag: Umbrellas

Posted on March 2, 2018March 12, 2018

1. Buy cheap umbrella
2. Have it die on you mid-storm
3. Buy expensive umbrella
4. Forget it on public transportation
5. Repeat steps 1-4 until you die

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 2, 2018

Posted on June 27, 2016June 28, 2016

Apparently I've been using umbrellas wrong for over three decades pic.twitter.com/2H4sGHvsdf

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2016

Posted on December 9, 2014December 16, 2014

hey drink you don't need an umbrella you're a drink

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2014

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