Just a fair warning: if you post a pic of you and your significant other Online today, I’m gonna fave or like the shit out of it and wish you continued warm feelings towards each other and there’s nothing you can do to fucking stop me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 14, 2018
Merlot is Red,
NYPD BLUE,
I've Been Up Sniffing Bath Salts,
I Love You Invisible Tiger— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 14, 2015
VALENTINE'S DAY TIP: We all die alone
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2015
Today, show her you truly love her: avenge her father's death
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 14, 2014
Kanye finally works up the courage to ask himself to be his Valentine. He turns himself down and explains that he belongs to Yeezus.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2014
You don't have to be alone on Valentine's Day if you get into taxidermy today.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2014