"He never calls, he never writes." – Waldo's Parents
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2014
"We found Waldo"
"That's great! Where is he?"
"Denver"
"Fucking Denver"
"I know. The whole time we're looking in books and he's in Denver"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 28, 2013