Do I think Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer? No. Do I believe with all my heart he chokes hitchhikers to death with a rosary? Of course I do.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2016
I can't believe I'm still writing Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer on all my checks
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2016