WHAT CHUCK TODD HAS ON HIS PERSON RIGHT NOW: Mayonaisse, two wigs, a cigar, a Rosie the Riveter sock puppet, droplets from the bosom of a nubile scientist, a doctor’s note excusing him from not having a doctor’s note, fourteen beard trimmers, a really kickass flute, blueberry jam, four thousand ties, an extra set of eyeballs, a map to the fountain of youth, more condoms than your mind can ever imagine
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.