FIRST DATE TIP: Always get the door for them. Rip it out of its hinges, plow right through it, burn it down. Show how much you hate doors.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2014
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
FIRST DATE TIP: Always get the door for them. Rip it out of its hinges, plow right through it, burn it down. Show how much you hate doors.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2014