Ben Carson has given the phrase "sleeping your way to the top" a whole new meaning.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2017
"Oh heavens!" – Ben Carson who is currently having his hand mangled in his sink's garbage disposal
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 11, 2016
I miss Ben Carson. He was a human fortune cookie: you never knew what was going to come out of him but it was almost always a real sentence
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 5, 2016
"I was in 'Star Wars,' Chewie? That was me. But I've never been in the movies nor have I acted. Turtles are walking rocks." – Dr. Ben Carson
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2015