"O Brother, where art thou?" – Hulk Hogan performing Shakespeare in the park in his RV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 20, 2014
Prevent yourself from dying alone by simply living forever.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 20, 2014
PRESIDENTIAL BANDS:
Taft Punk, Bush, FDR. Dre, MGMThomas Jefferson, J. Dilla FK, Abraham Lincoln Park, Theodore Roosevelvet Underground— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2014
I celebrate President's Day the same way every year: I make promises I can't keep then get stuck in a bathtub.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2014
Today, show her you truly love her: avenge her father's death
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 14, 2014
Kanye finally works up the courage to ask himself to be his Valentine. He turns himself down and explains that he belongs to Yeezus.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2014