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Month: September 2017

Posted on September 30, 2017October 10, 2017

Real vs. Cosplay pic.twitter.com/4Ayxh3Pj8x

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 30, 2017

Posted on September 29, 2017October 10, 2017

Went to pay for my coffee with my debit card and the barista said, “Chip in please.” I said, “I’m paying for the whole thing!” We high-fived

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2017

Posted on September 27, 2017October 10, 2017

FACEBOOK: Here’s yesterday’s news today
TWITTER: Log on for WWIII today
INSTAGRAM: Your life sucks
ETSY: Here’s a skull on a skateboard!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2017

Posted on September 26, 2017October 10, 2017

They say dress for the job you want but I don't know what outfit says, "I want to scream at the sky forever."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 26, 2017

Posted on September 25, 2017October 10, 2017

Bill Cassidy always looks like he's either about to stick his dick in the mashed potatoes or he's trying to explain why he stuck it in pic.twitter.com/Pssp5LbTrJ

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2017

Posted on September 23, 2017October 10, 2017

today on, “THAT’S OUR SYPHILITIC RACIST PRESIDENT!”…

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2017

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