CONSERVATIVE UNCLE: I carved the bird! Everybody dig in!
ME: Everyone at the table deserves some food?
CU: Of course
ME: Even though only one person bought it
CU: Yeah, why?
ME: Explain to me why everyone doesn’t deserve Universal healthcare
CU: *brain explodes*
Me: Let's dig in!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 23, 2017