If a cop asks you to turn around, they can't arrest you if you just keep turning.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 22, 2014

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If a cop asks you to turn around, they can't arrest you if you just keep turning.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 22, 2014