Shoes? Laced.
Teeth? Brushed.
Fish? Gutted.
Eggs? Scrambled.
Gas? Pumped.
Crying? Always.
Death? Inevitable.
WiFi? Shoddy.
Bird? Watching.
Tree fetish? Still coming to terms with.
Satan? Not today.
Dressing? Thousand.
Adult braces? Gleaming.
Questions? Answered.

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 2, 2019