IS A COMEDY CAREER RIGHT FOR YOU?
1) Can you feel?
2) Do you hate yourself with a passion?
3) Are you satisfied with never being satisfied?— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2016
*sighs into megaphone*
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2016
Yawning is when your body whispers your screams.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2016
ESSAY: I’m Happy That You’re Sad Because I’m Sad Too
Depression is when your soul goes on airplane mode.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 27, 2016
Details are still sketchy but Ammon Bundy has been arrested after shots were fired and dildos were thrown with malicious intent.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 27, 2016