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Author: Sam Grittner

Posted on March 15, 2019August 7, 2019

How dare you politicize a tragedy by pointing out what caused it in the first place and suggesting tangible steps that could be taken to prevent another one from happening… have you no decency?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2019

Posted on March 13, 2019August 7, 2019

Depression is knowing the piñata is full of bees but breaking it open anyway.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2019

Posted on March 9, 2019March 11, 2019

Yesterday I wrote an email to a customer named Trish where I apologized profusely, took ownership of our mistakes, and explained we would do anything to correct the situation. I averted disaster two seconds before I sent it when I saw my typo in the first two words, “Dear Trash,”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 9, 2019

Posted on March 8, 2019March 11, 2019

Please tell me AOC used to own a gun https://t.co/0X7FeXqDeX

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 8, 2019

Posted on March 7, 2019March 11, 2019

Meghan McCain is what happens when you give a horse girl who was baptized in nepotism a national platform.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2019

Posted on March 7, 2019March 11, 2019

I can marry the same horse I sell my heroin to https://t.co/UZ1bwknFl8

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2019

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