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Author: Sam Grittner

Posted on March 6, 2019March 11, 2019

SIRI is a giving lover pic.twitter.com/7L3jB7UK6c

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2019

Posted on March 6, 2019March 11, 2019

Mantra for the day: Just because I don’t live in the sewer doesn’t mean the sewer doesn’t live in me.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 6, 2019

Posted on March 5, 2019March 11, 2019

And when there were twelve sets of footprints on the beach, that’s when my volleyball team carried me.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 6, 2019

Posted on February 17, 2019March 11, 2019

I can’t stop laughing thinking about how funny it would be if Bigfoot actually only had one big foot. One is normal and the other is the size of a canoe.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 17, 2019

Posted on February 10, 2019March 11, 2019

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Time is a human construct,
You’ve lived and died a thousand times in infinite dimensions beyond your mind’s comprehension but this is news to you

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 10, 2019

Posted on February 5, 2019March 11, 2019

I cancelled my appointment with my reverse-psychologist today but now I’m not sure who has the upper hand.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 5, 2019

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