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Author: Sam Grittner

Posted on January 15, 2019March 11, 2019

Anxiety feels like you’re drowning in an empty pool.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2019

Posted on January 12, 2019March 11, 2019

Make-A-Wish, do your thing. pic.twitter.com/E3z1krooRy

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2019

Posted on January 8, 2019March 11, 2019

EMPLOYEES MUST-A MAKE-A THE MEATBALLS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/rKpksLmsEZ

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2019

Posted on January 7, 2019March 11, 2019

You can tell a lot from someone’s college nickname pic.twitter.com/4h8EMbIf49

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 7, 2019

Posted on January 6, 2019March 11, 2019

Two of my roommates are a couple and they’re both actors. They have been screaming and arguing for the last 20 minutes. I walked downstairs and one of them said, “And scene!” and they pretended they were rehearsing. This is the 3rd time this has happened and it’s still amazing.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2019

Posted on January 5, 2019March 11, 2019

The only person who should be hosting the Oscars is Terry Crews. Why there’s even a discussion about this topic really scrums my craw.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2019

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